Monday, May 30, 2011

One for a

for love, woman is greedy than men . Ten to twenty years in that period of time , a woman's love philosophy is : one for one.
she would occupy a , and then an international outlook .
one hand , then, holidays are subject to the availability , dinner supper is also forthcoming. In her view, he is not perfect, however, within the scope of her ability , he was the best. If she was bad luck , I've also never quite found one better than he , then , at least she has this one , and will not die alone .
this man is, of course she loves . Do not love it, simply can not be with him . However, she had a premonition is no future with him . I could love a man like that is too dull a life .
hand as long as this one , she can one change one. Better than this encounter , immediately replaced. If than his , do not give up , you can still contact . However, she will be very clear that these men is not enough to replace the one her hand .
you go to the supermarket to buy apples, only a few good on the shelf , you will then put his basket a few . When you are around a few laps and saw the staff opened a box of new Apple come out, you will immediately go their own basket for those few .
young , love is a supermarket, a man is the apple, the more you want to change the better. When you have a three -year-old , you have changed a lot of apples , love is much smaller convenience stores , no longer a purpose for one, but do not lose the one hand .

Sunday, May 29, 2011

Do you smoke farce

[Scene One]
teacher: To be honest, you smoke?
Boys a: do not smoke.
Teachers: do not smoke? Ah, eat roots fries.
a naturally took out two fingers clamped to ......
teachers: do not smoke?! called parents to .... ..

[Scene II]
Teacher: smoking here?
boys b: do not smoke.
teacher : do not smoke? ah, eat fries.
b due to hear a situation, so it took care of the fries with the palm of your hand.
Teacher: Do not dip point of ketchup you?
b accidentally dipped more, then immediately played it with your fingers playing ......
Teacher: The position is very skilled bomb Well soot. called the parents to come ......

[Scene Three]
Teacher: smoking here?
boys c: do not smoke. ;
teachers: do not smoke, well, fries.
c due to the previous two examples very carefully sweating after eating the fries.
Teacher: Do not give your mates do?
c took the fries on the folder after the handy ear ......
teachers: do not smoke??? called the parents to. .....

[Scene Four]
Teacher: smoking here?
boys d: do not smoke. < br> Teacher: Very good, fries.
d frightened to eat the fries.
teachers: do not give your mates it? < br> d was careful to put his coat pocket the sticks.
teacher suddenly shouted: President come!
d rushed out of his pocket fries on the floor , hard to step on their feet ......
teachers: do not smoke?! called parents to ......

[Scene Five]
Teacher: smoking here?
boys e: do not smoke.
Teacher: Very good, fries.
e just took the fries, the teacher said: do not ask me to eat you?
e hands quickly fed French fries, and then took out a lighter ......
Teacher: smoke?! called parents to ......

[Scene Six]
Teacher: smoking here?
boys f: do not suction.
Teacher: Very good, fries.
f frightened to finished.
Teacher: suddenly shouted: Principal to the !
f palms sweating, but still calmly looking down said: Hello, President!
teachers: Principals will smell the smell of your mouth. < br> f out chips: No, still here, the fire is yet to point ......

[Scene Seven]
Teacher: in the end you smoke do not smoke?
male g: to God to ensure that absolutely do not smoke.
teacher: Really do not smoke? good, eat fries.
g very naturally took a clean eating potato chips.
Teacher: What a good boy, do you generally like what brand of chips do?
g (get carried away to): Greater China ......

[Scene Eight]
Teacher: fries.
boys n: Thank you, will not .
teacher :......

Monday, May 23, 2011

Shocking , terrible scam , you spend ten minutes of view, is worth ! !

※ be taken seriously in this text! You spend up to ten minutes, allowing you to see a lot of companies do not see your school
things, if you are useful, do not forget to look at the top of

※ 1 . Today, on the bus, the station opened the door, a man blocked the door, said his cell phone suddenly disappeared, not to let anyone off. the crowd erupted. Then the man next to some people that play mobile phone to see who is who in the ring who is thief. The man on the edge of a person to borrow a cell phone to dial your number, and suddenly a man near the door and ran off Batui crowded, the man did not also other people's cell phone to clamor recover the past, all twinkling of an eye gone. So, this really was lost phone .....
※ 2. a friend accidentally stolen mobile phone.
Two weeks later, when he was traveling abroad, to send a mobile phone in Shenzhen received a short message: You can choose to shut down, thank you! phone, you can choose to shut down. Kang asked each other why we do that is to test the other replied; and then hang up. Since then, the health of about one per minute, the film received a call from PHS, Kang each answer, the person told him to shut down. Continue to call each other, Kang finally unbearable, had to shut down. After a half-day boot, he called the family in Chengdu, said it was called to the home, said Hong is trying to rescue incidents, ask them how much money to sink immediately certain accounts, and claims that, if the income is not how long the money will stop treatment.
※ 3. on the road met a man asked one more side of the road, and then say do not go in the car opened, and want you to help look at the car's cargo, he answers people to discharge. If you promised, you are ready to be taken in it. Because, you keep the goods, there will be a vehicle to drive the truck, the man said to them, the car left, that large group of people to come and find you in trouble, if not out of your body money, you are not afford it!
※ 4. a girl just out of the box on the station side ic phone and started dialing, and when she stood behind a man holding a card, as if waiting in a queue call. As she had just finished my number call, the man behind the hand suddenly Then the girl turned and looked very angry man, the man immediately smiles, kept saying I'm sorry! Said it was not intentional. Then tell the girl that you press the replay button on it! ! ! The plot is like a net at the moment has opened his! ! ! Girls face turned puzzled by the replay button. This is no longer hang up, pass it! However, is another strange voice. The girl asked: you? × this place, very close from here, just sorry ah, in order to apologize to go where I send you!! The poor girl silly to believe the man then followed the man to go, not when thanks to that man!!! When we arrived at the station next to the Liuhua when the man seemed to have encountered an acquaintance, hello. The man smiled and said: Then like a younger, suddenly aware of what, after more than ten seconds of thinking, immediately understood his situation. At this critical juncture, a cry heard from the front of security ran over. Note: That number is cheated of IC! ! ! Allegedly Wuchang, Chengdu, Xi'an Railway Station has such a thing. Do not talk to strangers, or you may soon appear in a place Shangougou inside.
※ 5. 22:00, a pedestrian is not a lot of the road, a girl walking alone. Then a salesman came to their delivery to leaflets or publicity material; but its holding that a few leaflets few minutes later, it suddenly felt dizzy the mind, and then felt pain in the first ever, when she felt things were not in a hurry stumbled reached the junction, stopped a taxi straight to the vicinity of the Ministry of Provincial People's Hospital. Hospital diagnosis, the girl is due to contact or inhalation of a drug can lead to coma (scientific name: Dyclonine, doctors said that if too much !!!!) easily lead to death caused by these symptoms. This is a premeditated attempted robbery incident, leaflets sprayed drugs.
※ 6. Construction Bank transferred to a comrade: Today through a front door, the door has an ATM. One old man, has been looked at me and walked beside him, suddenly stopped me. He said he can not read, get an ATM card to me to help him in the front door of the ATM withdrawals. I said I can not help you get, called security to help you. The results, he replied no, keep looking the other passers-by to help him get money. Friends to remember the camera --- yeah, but there are ATM machines. Robbery, or if he said I stole his ATM card, or even his card is stolen, to help him pick up the money left in the ATM video, definitely makes you one hundred fair hearing! I will alert! Is because my colleagues have taken, are still lawsuits. Obviously this is a scam looking for a substitute! Please spread the force is really ~ ~ ~ scam after another, accidentally enter the trap, I am really very hard to detect!
※ 7. Shaoyaoju a landlord, a sudden power failure at home, outside the window to see another family has the power to go see their own meter box, opened the door to be touching the knife - home burglary knife wounding a power outage, do not rush to open the door view, there are multiple observations for a cat's eye outside the movement, not cat's eye also Gezhao Men listening for some time, there was no unusual ring and then open the door.
※ 8. you fellow female attention! This is the latest scam, please note that men and fellow women compatriots, please call out your friends pay attention to the new situation, a female friend to pay special attention to friends: a young lady working the way home from work to see a child crying, very poor, then asked the children how the past. kids just like the young lady said: to simple-minded to go with children. Most people are sympathetic, and then taken to the so-called children's home after she rang the doorbell like a high voltage to lose consciousness. woke up the next day was naked in an empty room, surrounded by nothing, she did not even see the prisoners long Sha Yangzi. So now people are used to commit crimes compassion ah, if you encounter this and similar, please do not take He went to take him to the police station to take a good, wandered into the police station the child must go wrong, please let all the women around, for the general safety of Ms., after reading the trouble to forward it to everyone.
※ 9. Forward: We pay attention to it! When the ATM withdrawals must be doubly careful! ! ! ! !
last night in the sea of ​​gold the bank ATM withdrawals when the old woman came back and asked if I could get money, and said what cash machines have a key may be bad, I do not know what time the next one The little girl, always wanted me Ji, I did not care, naughty children do, but that she should hand over the money towards the discharge port, ready to take my money, I feel wrong, and immediately pushed her to the side , waiting for the money taken out. After that I thought for a moment, they both gave me a set of set up: the old women are in charge and I Xialiao to attract my attention, the little girl while I was not looking, stole my money! If I did not prepare for it, maybe the money was taken away, so I went into set up: (I immediately go for a little girl, to recover my money, but who would believe a girl can I grab an adult's money? more alarming is that the old woman standing behind me will get light all the money in my card because my ATM card still inside; two little girls I do not immediately chase , so get the card, catching, then the little girl disappears, the money has gone ah (they are really ; ※ 10. Recently I was told that his friend heard a crying baby on the door, but was already late, and she thought it was strange, so she called the police. The police told her : in any case can not open the door. Police think it is a serial killer, the use of infant cry recorder, inducing women to think that the baby was abandoned on the outside, they go out to look. have not verified it, but the police have received a lot of women playing phone, their home alone at night, I heard baby cries outside the door, please pass this on and DO NOT open the door for a crying baby.
; ※ 11. the first two days play at night, from Lo Wu to Futian had spent more than twenty pieces, and I gave the driver a hundred blocks, he Taomo a long time, that there is no change, change for me to take care him. I am confused big ask said the black kid even secretly changed.
※ 12. a man says money home, asked me for a dollar, I gave him without a word, he was told Where the car, take the first of several road. back to see him a little bit wrong, do not go to the station waiting for the bus, but also move forward, he and I just give a lift, then He also saw other people for money, some people have not When he finished and walked away, and I knew cheated. I too good or I was too stupid, well ......
※ 13. When you withdraw money from the bank out of, or to the post office to save money, then there will be two next to collude good man, a bundle of money to pretend to throw on the ground, walk behind the deliberate liar in front of you to pick up the money, Then you aside and picked up the pile of money to put into your body. and a liar in front of losing money these days is returned, and asked whether the back picked up the money cheat and a liar to be behind the search. behind the liar is not, Then you aside and said, picked up the money equally, and now the money in you, and I told him to search now, I'm afraid you're behind me to the search away, so you put your body part of the money bet on me . If you really part of your own money to charge for them to not find people. you open that picked up a pile of money, will find that the surface is a yuan, which are all white. ;

※ ※ Case 1:
※ There is a women's handbag was stolen, which have a cell phone, bank cards, purse. 20 minutes later, she opened the husband's phone, telling his stolen things. husband exclaimed: the.
reminder:
Do not expose your phone contacts and contacts between, Jiyong .
※ ※ Case 2:
※ There are three friends traveling by car carrying the man accidentally dropped a hundred cars Fifty-meter deep valley, trapped 四日 three nights before rescued. In the meantime, they have many times wanted to phone out for help. helpless one was hurt, and one is dead, a reception and. They Move on several occasions to find a better location to send and receive signals, but without success. If these three ordinary people to know 112 lines, times of emergency but also to know how to use the information it received only 112 poor phone line set aside, I believe They can be quickly rescued.
reminder:
112 common line throughout the country, if not after the phone is open to receive the signal, even a very weak power, any brand of mobile phones can be dialed from any location. allocate 112, immediately go into voice as follows: Here is the mobile phone 112 emergency rescue line, if you want to report, please dial 0, we will transfer your call to the police station; If you need assistance, please dial 9, we will Fire Department for your call. the Chinese had finished, will be to repeat in English. At this point as long as the dial 0 or 9, some people will answer. to the circumstances in which three people, or lost, or encounter other difficulties climbing should dial 9 to get timely relief.
※ ※ Case 3:
※ One study Students like to eat instant cup noodles, and later, the students go to the hospital because of illness, doctors found that his stomach wall attached to a layer of wax! original, cup noodle containers containing an edible wax! next time you eat Feel Beibi cup noodles when skateboarding is that it wants to. and eat cup noodles long, will cause our liver can not break down this food wax.
; ※ Finally, the students had to seek surgery to remove the layer of wax, tragic death.
remind
instant noodles, try out the plane and another bowl for the hot food, do not with a bowl of noodles, cup noodles container attached directly to water consumption of red. even if it is business, but also bring a big mug of instant noodles available. for their own body, do not be lazy ah!
※ ※ Case 4:
※ a very terrible thing: One day, a 21-year-old boy wearing contact lenses to attend a barbecue party wild ! just as he began to charcoal fire after a few minutes, he suddenly cried, and then very painful jumping around, rolling on the ground ... ... the audience who are terrified, no one knows exactly what happened ? everyone to hurry to send him to the hospital, a medical examination regret to say, his eyes blind!
reminder:
participate in outdoor barbecue or any possible exposure to the fire source, please do not wear contact lenses ! because contact lenses are made of plastic, hot melt temperature contact lenses in our eyes!
※ ※ Case 5:
; ※ Susie fell, Shirley fall to see Susie Susie immediately asked, Suzie's blood pressure is normal, it looks like there is no stroke. but because Shirley has
reminder:
Sometimes symptoms of a stroke are difficult to identify because stroke patients often not timely and that the person next to delays in treatment leaving patients with brain damage. we have to ask three questions of patients: patients required suffering from SMILE; Ask the person is lifted up; asked patients to say a simple thing. If a patient can not do these three points, the people around should immediately call 120 ambulance calls, and told the ambulance attendant staff which is symptom of stroke. If we can pass extensive use of this method, testing, stroke symptoms to diagnosis and treatment of stroke patients quickly as possible to avoid brain damage patients.
※ ※ Case 6:
※ quoted: My parents are retired and at home. Yesterday morning, to a strange middle-aged man, said he did not open motorcycle oil , the gas station too far, motorcycles and not move too much, so would like to ask my parents to buy a Coke bottle of petrol, began, not to say that it is out of 2,3 million to buy an empty bottle better. my mother Take the empty bottles to him, not to mention he was really out of his pocket money, but a few hundred dollar bills, but also let my parents find the money. My mother Dunsheng alert, saying forget, but it is an empty bottle . He must you break a 100 dollar buy, but still goes on hundred dollar bills. Fortunately, my mother has not yet Longzhong, not the kind of people who love petty advantages.
; ※ ※ Case 7: a newly married couple to honeymoon in Paris. In Paris, the wife of a trendy clothing store trying on clothes, as her husband waited outside in the dressing room. But wait but not more than Shique his wife came out, the husband asked the clerk to help tension to the inside view, where they discover the dressing room empty. husband wife jokes that make fun of people, asking him nervous. So back to the hotel waiting for her to come back. A few hours later but could not see his wife trace, I discovered the situation was serious. husband rushed the police, and all the clothing stores and hospitals in Paris asked the whereabouts of his wife. three weeks later, his wife disappeared as if from, no reply, sadly pack up and move back home to her husband only. As can take heart from despair, the husband motivation to work, has been living alone, decided to exile himself, wandering to various places. A few years later, he impulse to Bali, in a dilapidated house to visit a show abnormalities (freak show). He saw to a dirty, rusty cage, there is a woman no limbs, body including the face, like a rag-like dilapidated, full of scars. She twisted on the ground, and issued as of XXXXX sound like a beast. Suddenly a man panic ground screamed. He kind of woman since no one saw his face, his familiar, belonging to his newly married wife, soon after missing a red birthmark on his face.
another version of the place in Shanghai . notify the public security a few years ago a woman of her cousin when shopping in the Shanghai unexplained disappearances, but could not find, until five years after the cousin of a friend and saw that the street beggars in Bangkok, Thailand. XXXXX is not the hands she somehow feet, the body was tied to a lamp post next to the chains.

Last updated
thing is told colleagues bulk mail. Her friend, referred to as small A bar, on the week and two girls, referred to as small B and small C, teach the Lo Wu Commercial City. Luohu Commercial City is Shenzhen counterfeit goods distribution center, Longshehunza, close to Shenzhen Railway Station and Hong Kong at Lo Wu Control Point, a very large flow of people. saying C in small urgent, go to the bathroom, a small A and small B in the bathroom outside. such a long, long time, or not see out of a small C, two people a bit strange. So the two went to call her. who knows what went in and saw shadows no. two people stood on an air-conditioning, a cell phone has no answer. a great living, can not see people die but not to such a living corpse of the missing? so quickly to the police. the police came and asked what had happened after the situation, said the sentence is very chilling words, A suddenly remembered the small, there have been a cleaner pushing a man dressed clean car inside, then came out again ... ... the police told them that this kind of thing is not the first place, and now Shenzhen police initially suspected a criminal gang, with loose tissue in the management of low-grade commercial city, taking advantage of people, especially women cleaners did not prevent the psychological sense, the organized kidnapping, crime, trafficking in human organs. Do not forget, the Lo Wu Commercial City from Hong Kong and Shenzhen Railway Station how close. has now been a few days later, that poor little girl C is still alive but not dead but not die. My colleagues say, a small A, which is my colleague, friend, still waiting for news of a small C. But it is possible, maybe if lucky, living in a small C will be thrown which corner, but lost her kidney, but, more likely, perhaps a few days or months, years, a small C head and body, limbs will be in Shenzhen, urban-rural LJ heap was found. If you see this side of living in terrorist incidents, please tell friends and relatives around women, must take precautions to dress cleaners, because He / she is likely to pay no attention to you while you are knocked dizzy, put away clean car, then waiting for you is very scary living dismembered
reproduced strongly recommended: let your these people around is no longer fooled by similar scams.
※ I am going to say the things happened in the last week, my classmates, when Internet cafes, playing games, very excited, suddenly next to a man, shot him and said: Brother, you lost money, and then my friend looked on the ground, there is a five, there are two a coin, two coins also placed different places, and then I went Jianqian friends think about it, picking up the money of her own end, not a cell phone on the table, that , and laughing to death.. I think if this happened in my body, I can not swear, I do not Jianqian, because people are very greedy. But the thing I know, after it happens in my body, I will put first cell phone pocket, and then to Jianqian, picked over, I said to him thank you..
※ If find this diary to bring you the harvest, do not forget to look at the top Oh.
※ reproduced to your space for the people around you, do not fall into a similar scam!!!

Thursday, May 19, 2011

Constellation of the world's most full- rank ~ ~ must be stolen , too quasi- it!

!The most beautiful: 1. Scales 2. Bottle 3. Gemini
most active: 1. Aries 2. Bottle 3. Scorer
best husband: Taurus
favorite cleaning: 1. Virgin 2. Libra 3 . Capricorn
best Father: Leo
most greedy: 1. Taurus 2. scales 3. Cancer
best judge: Libra
the most fun: 1. bottle 2. Aries 3. scorer
best businessmen: Aries
the lazy: 1. scales 2. Taurus 3. Cancer
best salesman: Gemini
most arrogant: 1. Lion 2. White sheep 3. Scorpio
Best Cleaner: Virgo
Best Chef: Taurus, Libra
best scientists: Aquarius
best athletes: Sagittarius
most likely envy: 1 . Taurus 2. Scorpio 3. Virgo 4. Sagittarius 5. Aries
desire easiest: 1. Aquarius 2. Aries 3. Pisces 4. Lion 5. Gemini
the most complete history of the constellation
ranking (2)
best combination:
1. Libra + lions 2. Taurus + Cancer 3 .
Gemini + Aquarius Aquarius - Pisces
spiritual freedom not fear - fear real pressure
Aries - are most afraid of losing to others, fear of failure, fear of boredom
Taurus - are most afraid of change, fear of hungry
Gemini - fear falling behind, afraid that others will not have their own
Cancer - fear no sense of security
Leo - Virgo
fear loss of face - fear making mistakes, fear of criticism
Libra - most afraid of loneliness, fear not friends
Scorpio - afraid someone betrays his fear of little authority
Sagittarius - fear loss of freedom of movement, fear of being exhorted
Capricorn - fear no money , fear and embarrassment, fear of face no place to hang
Most boys and girls welcome

1. Libra: Your act of beauty and maturity is able to attract the opposite sex
2. Pisces: You will be distributed free by a sense of other people will not help to want to protect you
3. Sagittarius: They think that you get along well, so you popular with the boys welcome
4. Aquarius: You are a good dress, fast response, and thus by their loved
5. Gemini: witty conversation and hearty image is popular because you
6. Virgo: You can move the pure temperament is the boy's heart
7. Taurus: Your personality is very steady mild popularity is the lack of points feminine
8. Cancer: Love like a baby to make you popular, but you do not understand how the wind blows
9. Aries: Your lack of feminine energy is too abundant to make you tremble
10 boys . Leo: so proud of you boys stay away, for fear you will be riding in the head
11. Scorpio: You exude a mysterious atmosphere, so the boys think you are difficult to access
12. Capricorn: You cold and go its own way, so that they feel will be good to you, you show contempt

Aries: the first impulse, regret doing things first, Huoqi Da first, bold first, Ganaiganhen first.
Taurus: stable first, check the first section, the love of money first, the first reliable, hard-working first.
Gemini: gossip first, intelligent first, crazy first, humor first, and more words first.
Cancer: thoughtful first, eat first, love at home first, first filial piety, sentimentality first.
Leo: self-confidence first, love is the first to face the first taste of the first, bearing the first.
Virgo: carefully first, pick the first shave, first love clean, fuss first, jealous first.
Libra: beauty first, hesitant first, lazy first, eloquent first, just the first.
Scorpio: love is the first, first pretending to be cool, charismatic first, first cold, rational first.
Sagittarius: fun first, confused first, cute first, the courage to try first, with no subtlety first.
Capricorn: the first serious, calm first, the first patient, the first serious, conservative first.
Aquarius: first curious, eager to learn first, the idea first, the first alternative, the first miracle.
Pisces: the first soft-hearted, sensitive, first, paranoia first, first love to dream, think Hu chaos first.

up a strong woman: Twin
at least a strong woman: Cancer
the most fun will be cute: Libra
most likely opportunistic: Gemini
will not opportunistic: goat
least magnanimous : Goat
most magnanimous: striker
will not agreeable favor: Lions
most likely person favor: Pisces
most afford to lose: Libra & Leo
most emotional: Cancer
most intellectual: Virgin & water bottle
most rational: Aquarius
most lovestruck: Cancer
favorite ran out: striker
favorites at home: Cancer
most no principles: Twin
the hardest to understand: Aquarius
most do not mind: Cancer
most no secret: The Lion
most easily understood: The Lion & Aries
the most mysterious. most do not believe in: the most cautious Scorpio
: Virgin
most objective: the most subjective scales
: The Lion
favorite stimulation: Sagittarius & Aries & Gemini
the most peaceful: Taurus & ; Cancer & Sagittarius
most likely to shy: Taurus & Cancer & Scorpio
most like to be alone: ​​the most demanding water bottle
: Pisces
most frightening when angry: Scorpio () < br> Most will watch others face: twin
most'm different: the slow water bottle
: Taurus
fastest response: Gemini
most indecisive: the less important discipline scales
: striker & water bottles
least considerate: Gemini
turn the most radical: Scorpio
most will climb Relations: Gemini
least momentum Eye: Pisces
will not guilt: Libra
The most impulsive: Aries & Aries & Lion
largest male chauvinism: Scorpio & Aries
most trusted: the best goat
Memory: Pisces
will not bear grudges: crane & striker
the Justice: the most nostalgic scales
: Pisces
the most contradictory: Twin
most important character: Gemini
often the most serious: Taurus
least like to make friends: Scorpio
most patient: Taurus
most impatient: Sagittarius & Leo
most like to make friends: Sagittarius & Libra
the most easy to make bad friends: most will be talking on the phone striker
: Libra
most tender: Taurus
most considerate: Cancer
will not see his face: the most sense of obligation striker
: Scorpio & Leo
laziest: Aquarius
most eloquent : Libra & Aquarius
can not stand to be criticized: goat
most likely to feel satisfied: Cancer
the most stubborn: Taurus
most orderly: Taurus
most likely when the dark horse: Aquarius < br> Most will be crammed: Gemini & Sagittarius
afraid to waste: Taurus
fear most nauseating: goat
most motivated: goat
the most daring: Aries
most important appearance : maximum strong body scales
: Aries & Taurus up to women petite
: Taurus
most likely to whim: Gemini & Sagittarius & Aquarius
most important spiritual dimension: water bottles
the least attention to the spiritual level: the best striker
Protection For: The Lion
most likely to have a collection of addiction: Aquarius & Gemini
most confident: The Lion
most afraid to be on camera: Aries
most a human face: Cancer
least romantic: Worship of the most tend to goats
: Libra
most go its own way: Aquarius
most Pachao: Scorpio
most in need of self-space: the best water bottle
will delay the time: water bottles
the least serious: Twin
favorite annoyance: Cancer & Goat
will not worry: Aries & Sagittarius
most handsome: the most beautiful shooters
: Aquarius
most Gu: Cancer
most eccentric taste: the most calm water bottle
disaster: disaster bottle
least cool: The Lion & Aries
most vulnerable crime: Archer & ; Aries
most feminine: Aquarius & Taurus
most masculine taste: Aries
the most to learn from the textbooks of things: the most important self-esteem bottle
: Lions
the Snooze: Most water bottles will be cranky
: Pisces
favorite fantasy: Aquarius & Pisces
most will chat: bottle
favorite hard: most do not like hard goat
: striker
The most likely international marriage: Most married in the Twin
: Gemini & Pisces
best of luck: Gemini
most generous: the most narcissistic scales
: The Lion & scales
Favorite Nature: Aquarius
most will body language: Gemini
favorite Black: up to night owls
Scorpio: Pisces
most often grimacing: the most honorable
Pisces: The Lion
the least concept of gender: water bottle
most likely to tap the secret: the most charismatic
Scorpio: Scorpio
most people think is a freak: Aquarius
favorite money: Taurus
most despise money: bottle
soul to the most specific: Cancer
ways of the world most do not understand: striker
most reciprocity: if at least
Taurus: Scorpio

constellation grade ~ Entertainment ~
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First Constellation:
Scorpio (foresight, hidden, crafty, bold and ambitious, strong will, insight, strong, real stars, the highest in 12!)
Capricorn (hard, late bloomer, ambitious, bite the bullet, perseverance, indomitable will, after the constellation of Scorpio's excellent!)
Aquarius (weird thought, the very people who can and, unusual cool, eccentric unique uncertain. an extremely attractive alien constellations)

second sign:
Leo (with leadership skills, have courage, dare dare, the disadvantage is arrogant, do not listen to persuade them)
Libra (elegant and gentlemanly, handsome, a friend of many . But the star without assertive, good to enjoy)
Taurus (stable, practical, artistic cells, more honest man. But the star mostly miser, and his hard work for money)
Gemini (one to mince words, quick thinking, reflecting swift pace, communicative ability. But the star said that more mistakes, of two minds, no qualitative)
Sagittarius (Zhixing Zi, interpersonal skills rated the highest in 12 stars, friends, many, like the unfettered freedom life, but nothing of this star patient, do things by halves. and helping them, not practical, dishonesty)

third Constellation:
Aries (the stars are mostly impulsive person, no brain, naive, aggressive.)
Cancer (this star only know her mother, children, love. sad. male crab is so, good for nothing)
Virgo (analities king, nervous, preoccupied with cleanliness, is not gregarious. Comparison of unpleasant constellation)
Pisces (I live in a dream among the 12 constellations of the most vulnerable constellation, not assertive, mercy. alcohol, tobacco and drugs. while this is also the 12 constellations of stars in the crime rate first)

Postscript】 【lovelorn drunk of a Pisces will
; Taurus cried
Cancer Council will call complain; Leo will go to the beach hair
Sagittarius will look over all the movies; Virgo three days and nights will retreat
Capricorn will seriously reflect on the review; Aries, Libra will go to KTV screaming
'll eat all the food; Scorpio lover will find the next book flights abroad
Gemini will relax; bottle Block will be mad Shopping

Emotional EQ】
born on worries Qingyouduzhong
Virgin Taurus is able to control their emotions
very cold water bottle, personal feelings do not speak the mood changing like
Cancer Occasionally, the sea tide
anger scales, very reluctant to take orders from people
Pisces can not stand the pain of long-term isolation
striker will not indulge in any negative emotions will be poor lion
All emotions hide their emotions
Capricorn will be critical and demand the most unwilling to be bound
Gemini, Scorpio can not tolerate hate dull dull
clear, do not share their feelings with others and feel < br> Aries unreasonable thing for the fight, often to cover up the appearance of gentle inner anger

test】 【Love Love is like a lion
bowl of beef noodles real goods real ¤
Taurus love is like a warm sweater looking and useful
Cancer love is like delicious cake want to eat eat
love is like water bottles, like the father of the revolution once and then again
Libra's love is like a lot of people like to eat chocolate but could eat as many
Capricorn love to get the bread in the hands of the
Pisces is your love is sacrifice and dedication of so remember to cherish Oh, love is like a washing machine
Virgin inclusive wash your weaknesses your stain
Aries love is like a beacon in winter be careful not to allow the fire to put out a twin of love is like a gust of wind
blowing very comfortable but never touched
Scorpio love is like eating hot pot eating some diarrhea
fun shooter, but love is like riding to war-like stimulation is not immediately killed by arrows shot
【Period】

lovelorn Aquarius scattered early morning to feel good
wrong that my stomach hurt Cancer! I do not thin until he said that ah
Sagittarius blew it? Ya I want to seek justice
Scorpio that you dare? Otherwise, give you a chance to really wait and see
Taurus that will not lose conscience Fortunately, I calculate
Gemini said first account true? If it is not a joke that had to figure it out
Aries what's really great to love again do not know what's
Libra has eyes that seems to revel in fact, never forget to leave on good haunt not < br> had no hope Leo said elsewhere here, self-esteem smile that masked sad
Capricorn secretly miss the target in archery even do not know to say something but it will make him regret that this is even
Pisces end target in archery? I wrong? Wait for another one day
Virgo said bolt from the blue, clouds cover, should be subjected to Tiandaleipi

hateful angry】 【
Taurus is a big meal too lazy
Scorpio He is lazy monsters reasons
Sagittarius is this feeling unhappy for no sacks
Leo is the tube directly to his twenty-first Panax
Cancer is his mouth to talk about accounts like best to be a dream he is flat to hide
Pisces is tragic, suffering write a romantic love poem
Aquarius is swallow whatever the outcome, but also cynicism
Libra is moving me some words of flattery that he knocked him to close his meal
Capricorn is secretly afraid of trouble will quickly criticize something happens like install smiley
Gemini is an enemy to get rid of the joint secondary Revenge of the main enemy of the absolute
Virgo is a good memory does not get mad years later when the guard until he did not want to take money to drop
Aries is the person to take it, but still spent more able to pick up the vent < br>
Grand】 【tokens
Scorpio: serene expression, the Pentium inside there Kazuma
Pisces: There have long been a feeling, and silently accept, leaving endless aftertaste
shooter Block: Women of a certain man put his hand on her shoulders, men and a woman of very close to, if not exclusive
Capricorn: No delay in action, so let others pinched the cold sweat, and finally said, the
Gemini: I'm serious, it follows that the same action as treasure dug happy
Leo: Can not find home plate and first base are there even archery, enjoy each other after the male should be so
Block Sheep: kiss face, the slightest warmth well up, hurry to think the next step
Aquarius: as a joke and a little formal, a knowing smile to know what I mean
Taurus: very natural However, the boundaries of first base and second base so clear, look and see
Libra: caring attempt to increase the time they meet, the action to follow to
Virgo: small hands do not intend to catch the line , blush Run to temporarily maintain the status quo it
Cancer: moving further and further close the eyes to gaze upon such a short, says it all

【time】
Scorpio said unrequited love heart in the colic , I am not willing! I have to say I try
Aquarius is a true love! No results, the fault is not me ...
Capricorn say a little thought and a little do not want to, you can unrequited love, you can not love each
Gemini said good, not I did not taste that I do not want to fall into unrequited love
Libra that I have indicated, have been paid, I know the problem lie, what should I do archery miss
Virgo said, appreciation, love, I've been very hard, How
Sagittarius can say that I love! Do not accept? It does not matter, it does not mean the failure of my Taurus that I really can not compare
others? After calmly think about, well, do not want the sleepless nights
Pisces said, even the dreams are like the two of us in the end there is no fate
Cancer that can not afford to cut, and chaotic, if it is really not never want to put the yearning heart
Leo buried in whatever way that I not good enough? Even archery! I think I should also point to appreciate the opportunity
Aries, I say no, try again and if more did not respond ... Hmm! Do not know what's hidden personality】 【


pure Virgo is a good color
practical Capricorn is very romantic Libra
generous basically tame stingy
Pisces is also the cold side of the painting is personalized
not pushy
Aquarius Scorpio will also be careful and meticulous gift touched
Leo seemingly candid attention to each person in fact secretly seemingly cold
Gemini will be no hiding place tears
adventurous Sagittarius do not like to order the destruction of life, seemingly careless Aries
fact, like housework
; timid Cancer fact to give away all the spirit of adventure will lie Taurus
honest and do not feel guilty

headache】 【
can not find the direction to create Aries
can not work to stay at home
Virgo Aquarius actually told not to trouble, not cranky ... powder is difficult to
curious and Gemini, day facing something boring like
Leo learn some talent, but do not know the school even archery stuff
care about Taurus full of money, seeing friends want to borrow money without returning it
Cancer emotional return, but encountered ungrateful people
love of freedom, travel, Sagittarius, was staying in, seeing
Capricorn look to stay is about to reach the goal, and has chosen to appear hindered
friends misunderstood Libra fear that one day really be friends misunderstood
good imagination of Pisces, was asked to memorize some things back a loved one
dare hide Scorpio, which may suffer a little bit under the

】 【love, then rain,
Capricorn love you, regret the choice of my life
Gemini Say I Love You Valentine's Day next year, do not want to stop
Pisces say you're the most beautiful and romantic encounter
Leo said no one can replace your position in my heart
Sagittarius say you are my only life, the ultimate Valentine's
Libra say you are my life, attachment, love you forever
Virgo said you know my heart, I look eager for your Scorpio Love
say you are my fatal attraction, love you love addicted to
Taurus that without you, my world will not run, near the end
Aries said, I send you by express to you my
Aquarius said Primeline
write the ~ ~ ~ ~

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Love for you 21 grams net weight

Love for you weight 21 grams
high school boys and girls, separated by a passage at the next table. Beautiful and intelligent girl, with a large group of admirers, the boy handsome reticent, and never take the initiative to talk with other girls. Sometimes observed the girl across the aisle to her next table, see the boy intently computational problems, thin layer of sweat oozing tip of the nose, the girl will be very strange that every day thinking about the silent boy.

boys and girls are sometimes discussed, but has always been on the title subject, never lead to other topics. But the girl was found some clues. Each time the boy before the test to be used by the girl's pencil, another has come back has been cut in a round pencil skateboarding, there is no trace of traces of sliced ​​off, like an exquisite handicrafts. In the examination room for the girls to hold it while you can not help question moved. Later, the girl again before each test regarded a short pencil sharpened, so that boys are more reasons for her pencil.

can be considered a tacit understanding it, boys and girls are carefully nurtured with the secret. But once, when the girls found that boys also some strange pencil. Open the stationery box girls, and found a note. It was the girl received the least literary grace of a love letter: I love you 21 grams net weight. Why only 21 grams it? Girls like, so stingy guy. The girl can not help but slightly angry.

It was specially arranged at a Saturday school math diagnostic tests. In order to prevent students from cheating, schools within the school division of the examination room, the boy was assigned to outside classes, and girls were kept in the original classroom. Ready to go to the examination room when the boy saw the girl was laughing and the front of a boy. Girls from the desk and pulled out when the stack of manuscript paper was unprepared to see the boy standing next to. Girls, boys too are not favored love letters written to deliberately annoy him. The girl tore her manuscript on the front row of the boys pile, said to give you. Some of the boy's face reddened, but he whispered to the girl, can you also give me some paper ah. The girl sullenly said:

math test scores released Monday beyond everyone's expectations, math has always been a good boy did not pass. Math teacher was very angry face in front of the class in the class approved the boy severely meal. Some timid girl, think I should not apologize to the boy, but did not face more than their own, ah, and she should apologize for what reason do. This hesitated, until the school. Girls like the way home tomorrow, tomorrow to give him write a note.

girl did not send the note, the boy did not come to class the next day, transfer the third day the boy heard the news.

girl can not think of speaking in front of her usual soft-spoken boy was so proud and vulnerable. Forget about this boy, girl comforted myself.

people tend to remember the happy memories and erase unpleasant it, the girl gradually blurred impression of the boy, only occasionally remember there was a boy so hard for her sharpened pencil.

Later, the girl went to college. Worry-free in the campus of the University of youth, girls as beautiful as the flowers in full bloom wantonly, she naturally became the focus of everyone. Girls received many love letters in a poem for her special heart. Later, girls and boys in love poetry. Spent the next month before the River Willowbank, study all the procedures again, the girls know the boys of the poem was copied. Although girls and boys had a big fight, but still forgive boys. Girls think maybe this is the fate of the so-called right, if the result is doomed, then why not stress how it started?

girls and boys and crash and burn. Split stitch pattern, but how can ignore its existence? Especially in the eyes of a young girl proud. If we love each other, let us work together now, the girl was thinking to myself that she hoped that boys can be heard.

a weekend night, the girls want boys to go with her movies, but the boys said they Qiqiyiyi there was a very important tonight's football live. Some girls suddenly angry, in the end is the important thing is my football important? Girl raised his voice: The man pulled the girl away. Boys robbed in the past, violently pushing the boys with long hair, the girl shouted: Two people stunned. Tears began to spin in the girl's eyes in children, the girl gritted his teeth.

might say too much sense off absolutely love it, boys never call again. Girls, a serious illness. Recovered after the girl wander in the campus at night. Place went to film school hall, the girl went walking.

girl seated, stare at the screen, how can not put the plot in the film, but she was very clear to hear the conversation next to a couple.



... The girl suddenly felt like the heart stabbed by a needle, like in pain, she Shou Wu in the eye, but no stopping the tears, down to her fingers silently flowing down ... ... but sad sweet love log.

Sunday, May 8, 2011

Life is like a drama, drama is like life

Says the virtual world and reality can not be the same , but in the hands of the soul of the game , there are a few to get high stay out , do not know the truth can be said , just because students in the mountains . The real world, with soul control the body, while the virtual world, the role of delivery in the soul. So I, is no exception. Just a memory, when all the time , will smile chuckle , his original ignorant and impulsive, is like that of the into the drama , life is like a play , the game is also a drama, after all, in the interpretation of why heart to struggle ? Bu Wangfei also some birth Oh!

Thursday, May 5, 2011

Remember three words

- one life, there are three to think:
- gutter to capsize;
- feather to God;
- flesh and blood can kill each other.
- Second, life can not buy the three drugs:
- regret drugs (Money can not buy regret it);
- longevity drugs (immortality is vain that);
- heart disease medicine (heart medicine for heart disease needed, where the money to buy heart drugs)
- three, lives three
- eat a cutting wisdom;
- the pit can be a long one;
- a Friends of the Results of a cross-border.
- four, three do not do no life:
- ignorance, ignorant without knowledge;
- without fear, without fear of insensibility;
- shameless, shameless no shame.
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- five, three of doing things the right choice in life:
- size up the situation; while avoiding disadvantages; be easier.
- six, life often counterproductive three phenomena:
- could wish for; blind; haste makes waste.
- seven, the development of the three conditions of life:
- ethical, moral character;
- intelligence, doing things that it can;
- the opportunity to expand the machine.
- eight, three lives can:
- Qinnengbuzhuo; Qinnengbuzhuo is good training, hard work of a sub-one minute before.
- Kim can Honesty; thrifty Honesty, extravagance support greed, bread and water passed away at home.
- Can the Wu Jing; indifferent to Ming, Calm Heart.
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- nine, life handle three relationships:
- Public and Private: Gongsifenming, not private waste company;
- Emotion and Reason: the feelings of obedience Rationalism obey the law;
- inside and outside: differentiated, not yourself, to people wide, laughs at himself first, self-discipline can only legal person.
- ten, life is three no:
- high into the clouds the mountain will not come to fight; sea water does not resist small sink; people do not since the Great Jun talent.
- XI, life three-Fen:
- inspired in the heart, the heart of pregnant excitement, Paul booming gas;
- hard on the energy, Qinnengbuzhuo and increase their abilities;
- strenuously YU Zhi, work hard, think big.
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- second, life three Xi:
- sympathy for the elderly; care of the weak; cherish life.
- thirteen, three life Misunderstanding:
- on their own pursuit of perfection; others blame demand perfection; of things demanding perfection.
- fourteen, life three is:
- and for you; good oriented; honesty first.
- fifth, three steps to make mistakes in life:
- Indulgence: The act of indulgence;
- accommodation: to accommodate their own fault;
- loss of degrees: the scale of loss of life.
- XVI may be three changes in his life:
- Queer; Much Ado About Nothing; survivor.
- Seventeen, life Sanlih:
- Leader: the noble character to set an example for the world;
- meritorious; for the nation and the people make contributions;
- Liyan; with profound knowledge wrote books.
- eighteen, studying three to life:
- to be modest, studious, help in the field;
- To the Sea, eclectic;
- step by step to persevere.
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- nineteen, three life Crown thought:
- official is a duty, not to rank as a title;
- government official is a moment in time, not the official position as a position;
- a government official is the people, not to the right into your own.
- twenty, life happiness of the three signs:
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- a center: to all health centers.
- two basic points: failing to cool a little and see the world a little confused.
- Three forget:
- forget the age,
- forget the past,
- forget the scores.
- four have:
- no matter how weak or strong, we must
- have real people who love you,
- with close friends,
- a progressive cause,
- have a warm shelter.
- five to be:
- to sing,
- to jump,
- to be smart,
- to laugh,
- to be slim.
- six can not:
- not your hunger,
- not thirsty before drinking,
- not sleepy and went to bed,
- not tired, rested,
- not sick, just check,
- not old, and then regret.
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