Do you smoke farce

[Scene One]
teacher: To be honest, you smoke?
Boys a: do not smoke.
Teachers: do not smoke? Ah, eat roots fries.
a naturally took out two fingers clamped to ......
teachers: do not smoke?! called parents to .... ..

[Scene II]
Teacher: smoking here?
boys b: do not smoke.
teacher : do not smoke? ah, eat fries.
b due to hear a situation, so it took care of the fries with the palm of your hand.
Teacher: Do not dip point of ketchup you?
b accidentally dipped more, then immediately played it with your fingers playing ......
Teacher: The position is very skilled bomb Well soot. called the parents to come ......

[Scene Three]
Teacher: smoking here?
boys c: do not smoke. ;
teachers: do not smoke, well, fries.
c due to the previous two examples very carefully sweating after eating the fries.
Teacher: Do not give your mates do?
c took the fries on the folder after the handy ear ......
teachers: do not smoke??? called the parents to. .....

[Scene Four]
Teacher: smoking here?
boys d: do not smoke. < br> Teacher: Very good, fries.
d frightened to eat the fries.
teachers: do not give your mates it? < br> d was careful to put his coat pocket the sticks.
teacher suddenly shouted: President come!
d rushed out of his pocket fries on the floor , hard to step on their feet ......
teachers: do not smoke?! called parents to ......

[Scene Five]
Teacher: smoking here?
boys e: do not smoke.
Teacher: Very good, fries.
e just took the fries, the teacher said: do not ask me to eat you?
e hands quickly fed French fries, and then took out a lighter ......
Teacher: smoke?! called parents to ......

[Scene Six]
Teacher: smoking here?
boys f: do not suction.
Teacher: Very good, fries.
f frightened to finished.
Teacher: suddenly shouted: Principal to the !
f palms sweating, but still calmly looking down said: Hello, President!
teachers: Principals will smell the smell of your mouth. < br> f out chips: No, still here, the fire is yet to point ......

[Scene Seven]
Teacher: in the end you smoke do not smoke?
male g: to God to ensure that absolutely do not smoke.
teacher: Really do not smoke? good, eat fries.
g very naturally took a clean eating potato chips.
Teacher: What a good boy, do you generally like what brand of chips do?
g (get carried away to): Greater China ......

[Scene Eight]
Teacher: fries.
boys n: Thank you, will not .
teacher :......