1: After a ship wreck, a female passenger and 10 passenger drift to a desert island.
Month later, the woman committed suicide because she felt that what happened this month so disgusting .
month later, they decided to bury her because they think it happened a month is too disgusting.
month later, they decided to dig her because they think it happened a month disgusting things.
month later, God brought the woman to life, because he felt that what happened a few months so disgusting.
2: there is a grown man to a hotel he saw the garage, there are many beautiful cars, so he asked the boss, how there are so many beautiful cars, ah, the boss told him that I have a year-old son, he did three things to do if you can follow , where the car drove away as you pick one, if not, put your car to leave, many people can not do, so .. he thought, five years old child can do, can not do Well So to try. boss took him to a room, which has a beautiful naked girls, children in the past gave her a kiss, and he do what I do, and then the little boy's body over the last touch of the beauty, he followed suit , the third thing, the children turn out little brother three times .....< br> 3: a male seclusion deep in the mountains, a day naked body lying in the grass to rest. suddenly come to a little girl mushroom : a mushroom Bear:
4: Snow White and Pinocchio, said living in the great forest, a day, Snow White has finally lost and lonely, caught a small horse's head caught in between his legs, said: lies, to say the truth, say lies ... wife bought him underwear, so he did not know which one to buy size!
with the clerk pulled a long time, the staff had to take the fruit to describe!
clerk: papaya?! President: no! no!
S: Apple?! President: No, no!
clerk: wax?! President: Another smaller!
clerk: eggs?! am pleased to say, Mr.: on! on! on!
When the clerk turned to get to know after the underwear, the man suddenly exclaimed: Miss Wait a minute! is cooked.
6: one through the house, he suddenly flew down from the second floor window of a used condom , just fell on his head.
that this man was sick and angry, so he went to the house entrance, hard knock the door,
an old man opened the door, asked him why he so vigorously knock on the door,
this hostage asked: br> This person will be handed condoms bird old man said: content of the yellow piece. man a moment to say four words: . The next morning, husband and wife did not go downstairs to eat breakfast, the old couple did not care. At noon, the couple still did not go downstairs. The old couple thought they were too tired last night and still did not care. to see the couple still did not eat dinner the old man down sit still, to the younger son said last night, your sister and your husband will not have anything, right? little boy answered, nothing, ah. By the way my brother last night, I want to point Vaseline tube, very unfortunately I happen to run out, so I gave him a little model I used glue stick!
9: Two fishermen fishing in the sea, one day a fisherman came to play a mermaid, fish tail above is a super beautiful, but the fishermen would like to She had wanted to put the other fisherman puzzled, asked: They chatted.
woman said, Hearing to consider a long time. Then they broke up.
a few months, they both meet again in the donation center, men take the initiative to say hello, issued, shaking his head with his mouth open, toilets are full.
but he really wait any longer, so with the stewardess Please, let him use the toilet about girls.
stewardess bit difficult, but still agreed to let him go, very worried about has repeatedly confessed him not to touch anything, pull the stomach to finish it up.
girls he flurry into the toilet. When he was pulled after, look h easily found while there are three buttons next to the toilet, were written HW, HA, ATR, He was curious; think about the toilets so advanced that there are necessarily special, but think of the stewardess warned him KK. but still very curious, so the first one written by the HW button hh
Hey! even from hot water spray cleaning ass back. great! the original meaning is Hot Water.
he thought, really high! quickly read the first two buttons should h read that Hot Air Luo HA! really press the button After the hot air slowly delivered.
really interesting!! ATR says that the first three in the end mean?
So he pressed the third button suddenly a sharp pain hh hh $@#!*, two black dizziness in the past hh
12: day Moujun wife have children, he hurriedly went to the hospital to visit, such as the n hours, the delivery room came the cry, he was pleased shouted, I am a father! looked very sad when a doctor came out and told him that children congenital malformations. Moujun stay there, not yet understand why, suddenly the delivery room came the cries of his wife: Blame the day to kill , look at the old paste is not Huitie, retribution Yeah.
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